Lady's Choice--Tatlong Babae...Lani, Ate Vee, Nessie

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Ladies and genelmen, magandang hapon po mga kapuso, kapamilya, at kabayan sa ibang countries na may TFC, London,Paris, Dubai.  Today, we have the pleasure of not having one, not two, but three celebrity, yes, three celebrities in our program. Please welcome Melani Marquesa, Vilma SanRecto, and Alma Ness Morenow! Ito po ang inyong showbiz central  (wohooo!!!!) program "Don't Shit with Me"  in other words ha, "don't lie to me" - tah-ray!! 

Applausa! Applausa! 

Welcome to our show, Melani, Ate Vi, Ness!!! Welcome to all of those in the studio also! (Palakpakan, yehey, yehey!!)

Melani: Thank you, I am glad to for here.

Ate Vi:  Thank you everyone, Hi Senator!

Alma: Thank you po! Luzon, Visayas, Mindanao!

First si Melani: As always, beauty ang ating very own Miss International. Eto ang question mo from the fans: What is your beauty secret?

Melani: Oh (smiles with killer cheeck bones) thank God I was blessed with beautyness with loving and fearing of God in my heart. My secrets is not a secret, as you know, I am model for Olay and that is my secrets.  So I just use what I use and never abuse naman for goodies sake.

-And to the rumors that you are also considering to run for office, what do you say to that?

Melani: I never consider to become politician but if I consider it, I cannot for now concentrate because I have many tele-seryes to do pa with offers from many studios who want to get me.  But if I think I will run, why not?  Because I think now the Philippines need beauty and brains in the government and not only brains because the brains can be confused and beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder.

Alma: Tama! Korek!

-Thank you Melani.  Now we turn to Governor Vi! Gob, kumusta na?

Vilma:  First thank you for inviting me. (Applause!) First also, hi to all fans and everyone, Senator and Lucky are watching us today.  (APPLAUSA!!! )

-Sow Gob, ikaw naman ano ang beauty secret mo? Ay, taray deba??  

Vilma: Siempre to do good for the people of Batangas.  I always make sure that I have served them and I keep young by continuing to do movies kaya ok sa alright naman ako.  By alphabetical order, lahat ng teachers sa Batangas my alibreng diamond peel sa end ng school year kaya okay naman sa alright sila.

- Oh you plan to run again for governor?  Walang limit ang term ng office mo Gob? Tah-ray de ba?

Vilma: Yes, I plan to die in office.  Waray mean, I will die as a governor if not president. That is now my home away from the mansion that Senator and I built. Alam naman ng marami na I am always given an award by the University of the Philppines, recently the Diwata Awards.  I was also given an honorary doctorate degree.  Also, Lucky will most likely succeed me kasi he is now running for councilor.  Ok di ba?  I am sure mahusay na konsehal ang anak ko, okay sya sa alright and he will follow in my footsteps. I did not need a college degree to become governor, I married a Senator and who knows, maybe I will be running for president when I become 65 years old…right Senator?  By the way, by the way, don’t forget to watch my film The Healing, palabas nap o ito, panoorin ninyo, okay sa alright!! (Super applause, walang tigil!)  Ok, ok, alright.

-Thank you Gob! (Applausa!!) Yes, one day you can be President!  Ay ang taray!!  (Applausa!)  Okay, ladies and genelmen, and now, we again welcome Alma Moreno Sultani.  (Applausa!)

-Ness, it is nice to see you. Kumusta naman?  You have been busy the past decades and so the fans want to know the secret to your stamina.

Alma: Well, ganyan lang ang life, it rebounds around di ba.  Hindi porke natapos ang isang malungkot na chapter  mag give up lalo na ang kababaihan  (Applausa!!!) Kita naman ng fans ang aking fighting spirit and my versatiliness in all and all my being wife to many husbands, with childrens of different fathers and my tv shows, my political inspirations to become if not mayor, governor e di Senator. Multiple choice is a Lady’s choice.

Melani: Korek ka dyan, Ness!

-So Ness, you have declared  that you are running for Senator 2013, ready ka na ba?

Alma: I am ready and I am going to run fast for the Senate senator of Marawi if I do not get pregrnant this year.  Naglalayag na ako e.

-You mean…

Alma: I mean it is the same, Marawi, Paraniaque, if not Congress then Senate…basta remember I want to push the rights of women.  Every women has right to marry as many times they want and a right to bear children with anyone and everyone.  That is my campaign material and all those people saying I am writing rubber checks –you are wrong, I know they are paper because I was the one who signed them!

-Ok sa alright!  Okay, ladies and genelmen, there you have it, the three most popular women in Philippine celebrity and politics these days. Wag ninyong kalimutan mga kapuso and kapamilya, a strong Philippines need stong women—wala nang dadaig pa sa  tatlong yan…Wika nga po ni Alma, it is our lady’s choice! Hanggang sa muli—abangan si Pekwang at Deonisia Pakyaw and Annabelita Rama sa next show! MAGSABUNUTAN KAYA? That is the one million pesos ques-tsen! Tah--RAY!! Aaaaaaay!!